Friday, August 5, 2011

Ode to a texting fool

Miss calling and texting like you know me
Had you ID yourself I might not have brought you down
Sadly you crossed the line when you claimed I told you I was fat with a tait ass
So of course I had to bring you down

So I text back like I'm a dude
And you start doubting yourself
And my sis calls you to reduce you to dust for texting her 'small bro'
And you start to waiver in your confidence

And yet you still text me saying I'm a woman
So I ask didn't my sister make it clear enough to you?
And yet you continued the gay coversation
Hence my text: Batz, gay pasin stopim, painim meri na stap

Your reply: Bats ol ba kism pan blo ol mkim na mi ksm tok2x natin
Tsk tsk tsk, now your completely backtracking
And now for round two, my sister rings you again
To 'apologise' in case your her 'small brother's mate'

You state you randomly text the phone
And that you've already deleted the number
You sound fully sober and we hear remorse in your voice
We also catch the accent, highly unmistakable

So to 'Peter in Rabaul'
You are so not there
And I am so not male
But you started it

Never randomy pick up numbers of women
And think its okay to text them repeatedly
Never think its okay to describe them
Never underestimate her capabilities

Today you feel foolish
And this is my somewhat public apology you will never see
So, to the texting fool
Think twice next time and just say who you are.

PS. Your way off, I'm 15 kilos lighter than I used to be, fool. I won't comment on the ass:P
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